[Verse]

Hey prostate, we’ve been together fifty-nine long years,

A journey it’s been, now the end appears,

You disappoint me, it’s cancer you bear,

Growin’ inside me without a care,

Tryin’ to play the big shot in my fate,

Well I’m tellin’ you, I’m comin’ for you —

So piss off and find another state!

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[Chorus]

Hey prostate, you don’t own my story, mate,

I’m standin’ tall, I won’t hesitate,

You can’t take my light away,

Hey prostate — piss off today!

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[Verse 2]

I’m healthy, feel wealthy,

Sometimes a little stealthy,

At night under covers, I fight unseen,

You’re that guest uninvited,

To the party of my body,

And buddy, that’s just plain obscene!

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[Chorus]

Hey prostate, you don’t own my story, mate,

I’m standin’ tall, I won’t hesitate,

You can’t take my light away,

Hey prostate — piss off today!

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[Bridge – spoken / half-sung with grit]

You tried to change my life,

You tried to change my goals,

You tried to alter my soul,

But I’m here to fight, I’m here to stay,

I ain’t your game to play!

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[Final Chorus – key up to A major]

Goodbye prostate, I’m movin’ to a brand-new state,

You won’t bring me down, I’ll wear my crown,

Still be the clown who turned his frown

Upside down — yeah, I’m free now!