A Rabbi With a Buttplug

V9
Larry1200
02:53
2026-03-28
69
american folk, satirical, acoustic guitar, steady folk strumming
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[Intro]
Verse 1
0:12
A buttplug-selling rabbi, so they say
0:12
Knows every leader in the world today
0:16
With a wink and a nod, he walks the halls of power
0:21
From Washington to Warsaw, every gilded tower
0:26
Pre-Chorus
0:31
You’d think the lines would all be clear
0:31
But somehow they just disappear
0:36
Chorus
0:39
Tell me how, tell me why
0:39
A rabbi with a buttplug reaches the sky
0:43
From the shadows deep, to the seats of might
0:46
He’s laughing in the velvet light
0:48
Verse 2
0:55
The guardians of the old “family way”
0:55
Still pull up chairs and let him stay
1:00
A smirk, a schmooze, a practiced grin
1:04
He works the room he’s always in
1:08
In marble halls where old alliances are planned
1:13
With a smirk, a shtick, and a dildo in his hand
1:18
The loudest voices drawing lines in white
1:23
Still toast his name in velvet light
1:27
Pre-Chorus
1:31
You try to map what’s wrong or right
1:31
But truth gets lost in who they invite
1:36
Chorus
1:41
Tell me how, tell me why
1:41
A rabbi with a buttplug reaches the sky
1:43
From the shadows deep, to the seats of might
1:46
He’s laughing in the velvet light
1:48
Bridge
1:54
He knows the rhythm, he knows the doors
1:54
He counts the names behind the scores
1:59
He walks the space where faith and theater meet
2:04
Where influence and image secretly greet
2:08
Final Chorus
2:12
Tell me how, tell me why A rabbi with a buttplug reaches the sky From the shadows deep, to the seats of might Still laughing in that velvet light
2:16