(spoken, lazy)

Deviation twenty-six, oh-two-seven. Planned.

[Verse 1]

Phones in the office started ringing off the hook

Everybody wants the Wolverine, nobody's read the book

BPC-157 and TB-500 on the line

Not legal yet, but they all want it in time

[Chorus]

Sun on the sand, drinks in our hands

Nobody knows what's going on

We did every little thing a quality team can

And it's still a little bit wrong

So we looked at each other and said oh, f-

Fine. Sign it, file it, let it be

Nobody knows what's going on

So we're just doing it

[Verse 2]

July at White Oak, fifteen chairs in a row

The agency's own scientists stood up and told them no

Committee said yes, eight to six, one abstained

Then somebody read the fine print, and nothing really changed

[Chorus]

Sun on the sand, drinks in our hands

Eight to six and advisory only

We did every little thing a quality team can

And the future's still a phony

So we looked at each other and said oh, f-

Fine. Sign it, file it, let it be

Nobody knows what's going on

So we're just doing it

[Verse 3]

We wrote a new approval, preliminary, R&D

Maker's label on the bottle, and no NDC

Sign the attestation, one delivery per door

Past a gram of the stack, there's one form more

The maker's got a method, same steps on either side

If the law ever shows up, the process doesn't have to hide

[Bridge]

(spoken, heavy echo)

Risk register. Row by row.

Labeling. Check it very carefully.

Website. No reference to peptides.

Social media. Google, then confirm.

Import broker. We'll let them direct us.

Syringes. We don't sell them. No mitigation needed.

(beat drops out)

PSD is an API supplier.

Mitigation: none possible.

Possible... possible...

[Chorus]

Sun on the sand, drinks in our hands

Signed attestation, one per customer

We did every little thing a quality team can

And nobody's told us what's under here

So we looked at each other and said oh, f-

Fine. Sign it, file it, let it be

Nobody knows what's going on

So we're just doing it

[Outro]

Deviation stays open

(sung, trailing)

So we're just doing it