[Intro]

Verse 1:

Elon bought Twitter, now it's a mess,

PuffDragon's coding 7 Days, I confess!

FunPimps dropped the ball, they're shiddin' their pants,

Maple-syrup-powered coding, that's the real advance!

Chorus:

Recoding the horde, one line at a time,

PuffDragon's in the matrix, the zeds are his rhyme!

Elon's on Mars with his rockets and gas,

But Puff's rewriting the endgame, first class!

Verse 2:

Chemtrails over the Rockies, globalists cry,

Puff's rebuildin' the base while they askin' why.

FunPimps are lost in a double-double daze,

But our boss is recoding through the globalist haze!

So raise your toques high, pour some poutine on the ground,

PuffDragon's the legend who turns this whole server around!

Elon can keep his rockets, his robo-trucks too—

We're rebuildin' 7 Days, and we're comin' for you!

Stay vigilant, sir! This one's for the West Coast crew.