I was walking down the sidewalk, feeling pretty good

Just a regular morning in the neighborhood

Then I felt a little wiggle and a sudden pop

Something hit the pavement with a heavy drop

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My balls fell off, right there on the floor

I never seen nothing like that before

My balls fell off, and I don't know why

I’m standing in the street just about to cry

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I scrambled on my knees, trying to be quick

Thinking I could fix it with a simple trick

I pressed 'em back on, held 'em for a while

Tried to walk away with a nervous smile

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My balls fell off, right there on the floor

I never seen nothing like that before

My balls fell off, and I don't know why

I’m standing in the street just about to cry

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But gravity is cruel and the glue didn't hold

It’s getting kind of breezy and it’s getting kind of cold

Every time I tuck 'em, they just roll away

This is turning out to be a really weird day

[Chorus]

My balls fell off, right there on the floor

I never seen nothing like that before

My balls fell off, and I don't know why

I’m standing in the street just about to cry