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We tip twenty percent

Half our paycheck spent on rent

Our children shudder in the halls

At least we have Niagara Falls

Number one in causing war

Number one in wanting more

Number one in orange hair

Did you ask? Don't care!

Who was first on the moon?

People angry during June

Culture War doesn't matter

Our people get fatter

What is free healthcare?

How do my tax dollars go there?

Fireworks in the sky

Doctor, I need an SSRI

First we had 76

Beat the British in the sticks

Then we fought over slaves

Put some Germans in their graves

Then we went to Vietnam

Don't ask what could go wrong

Now we bomb the middle east

Oh my god, it's Mr. Beast

Wake everyday with the news

Shit sucks you need to booze

Work 60 hour weeks

Our politicians are pedophile freaks

There are some great things too

Mcdonalds and Big League Chew

I love making money

GDP growth is something funny