[Intro]

[verse]

You don’t just overthink, you run a full Netflix series in your head called “What If I Ruin Everything?” — 12 seasons, no finale, just anxiety cliffhangers.

Your gut feeling?

Girl, at this point it’s less “intuition” and more a group chat of 17 conflicting opinions, all yelling at once 💀

You say you want peace, but the second things are calm you’re like:

“Hmm… suspicious. Let me invent a new problem real quick.”

You don’t catch feelings — you adopt them, name them, raise them, and refuse to evict them even when they’re destroying the furniture.

And the attachment?

You don’t get attached, you form emotional WiFi connections so strong you’re still buffering someone who treated you like a free trial.

You’ll be like:

“I just don’t want to ignore red flags”

…but then sit there analyzing a slightly pink flag for 6–8 business days.

Also you:

“I trust my gut”

Your gut: literally just anxious noise and 3 past experiences fighting for dominance