Keyboard warriors flexin’ PhDs they never claimed

“Phase 2 data lookin’ fire, p-value under the floor”

Bro you screenshotted a press release and called it a cure I’m an armchair scientist, lab coat made of tweets

Never ran a trial but I’m callin’ every beat

Ticker under a dollar? That’s my new best friend

Pump it to the moon then ghost when the red candles end Chorus

Pump it, dump it, biotech lottery

Armchair MDs droppin’ science they never studied

“FDA approval incoming, trust me bro I know”

Next day dilution hits and the bag is all you own

Diamond hands on garbage, hopium in the veins

X timeline full of geniuses who can’t spell “membrane” Verse 2

“Look at this biomarker, clearly transformative”

You googled half the words and still feel authoritative

Catalyst next week? Already priced in the dreams

You yolo’d the rent on a company with zero cash streams “Shorts are toast, the science is undeniable”

Meanwhile the trial failed and the CEO’s unfindable

Greater fool theory, that’s the real protocol

Somebody dumber than you always answers the call Chorus

Pump it, dump it, biotech lottery

Armchair MDs droppin’ science they never studied

“FDA approval incoming, trust me bro I know”

Next day dilution hits and the bag is all you own

Diamond hands on garbage, hopium in the veins

X timeline full of geniuses who can’t spell “membrane” Bridge

No 10-K, no 10-Q, just vibes and a chart

“Institutional interest” — you mean the ones who already left

You think you’re early, you’re actually exit liquidity

While the real scientists laugh and collect their equity Outro

So raise a glass of pure hopium to the sky

To every X account that thinks they’re NIH

We’ll ride this biotech rocket till the fuel runs dry

Then blame the market… and find the next one to buy