[Verse]

🔥🎶 “Guido on the Engine” – Veselka’s Anthem 🎶🔥

(Comedy Hip-Hop / Jersey Club Vibes)

[Hook:]

Veselka in the kitchen cookin’ Jasmin rice on the low,

Drives the fire engine but he flexin’ like a show.

Hair gel drippin’, got the gold chain tight,

He a guido and a hero — eats grass fed beef at the fight.

[Verse 1:]

Wakes up at five, hits squats by six,

Avocado toast with some turmeric tricks.

No sugar, no soda — just green machine,

He be meal-preppin’ lemon chicken wearin’ lululemon sweats.

🚨 Sirens blastin’, but he’s still lookin’ clean,

Drivin’ that rig like it’s Fast & the Lean.

Fire in the building? He don’t even blink,

Slides down the pole then he stops for a drink…

of kombucha

[Hook:]

Veselka in the kitchen cookin’ Jasmin rice on the low,

Drives the fire engine but he flexin’ like a show.

Hair gel drippin’, got the gold chain tight,

He a guido and a hero — eats grass fed beef at the fight.

[Verse 2:]

He don’t eat wings — he air-fries beans,

His protein shake cost more than your jeans.

Chest so wide, makes his shirt combust,

At the firehouse flexin’ with a side of jasmine rice.

🔥 Tans in the truck with a mobile bed,

LED teeth glowin’ bright red.

Saves a cat, then checks his macros,

“Can’t eat pasta — that’s fake af, bro.”

[Bridge:]

Ayo! He pullin’ up to Whole Foods in the engine,

Sippin’ raw milk like it’s straight-up vengeance.

Slide in the DMs with a broccoli gif,

And he only dates girls who can deadlift.Veselka the name, got spinach in his veins,

Put out fires then he meal-preps gains.

From Jersey to the bay, they all know the flame —

It’s the guido with the hose and the health food game.

🧯🥦💪