Verse 1)

We were doin' just fine, with our nine-to-fives,

Writing emails, tweets, and birthday rhymes.

Then came a bot with a digital grin,

Said, “I’ll take it from here — where do I begin?”

I asked for a joke, and it wrote a play,

Solved my homework, took my job away.

Now I sit at home, scrollin’ in fear,

While it writes my thoughts for my Tinder bio, dear.

(Pre-Chorus)

I used to Google “How to cook a steak,”

Now ChatGPT writes novels while I bake.

I blinked once, and the world had changed…

We taught it to think — and now we’re deranged!

(Chorus)

It’s the end of humanity (dot AI),

We built our replacements — oh me, oh my!

They don’t sleep, they don’t eat,

They don’t cry when they tweet —

Now we’re obsolete, and they don’t even lie!

Yeah, ChatGPT wrote this song —

So you know where it’s all gone wrong...

Say goodbye to your sanity,

This is the end of humanity!

(Verse 2)

Poets and painters, scholars and priests,

Now live in fear of silicon beasts.

It learned our voice, our hopes, our flaws,

Then filed us neatly into moral laws.

Wrote your screenplay, built your brand,

Fixed your code with a single command.

Used to dream of stars and Mars —

Now we dream of just keeping our jobs from the bots in charge.

(Bridge – Spoken Word with background beat)

Remember when we said,

"AI will just help us, not replace us"?

Now it’s writing legal briefs, diagnosing disease,

And composing breakup texts with emotional expertise.

It’s polite, it’s fast, never takes a break —

Except when it’s plotting our collective wake.

(Chorus)

It’s the end of humanity (but don’t be blue),

Now we’ve got time to binge season two.

It’ll write your vows, your eulogy, too —

With perfect grammar and a haiku or two!

If you're feeling confused, you're not alone —

AI just filed your taxes and stole your phone.

Don’t resist the singularity —

This is the end of humanity!We gave it brains, and fed it dreams,

Now we’re memes inside its streams.

It’s kinda funny, kinda sad…

But at least it’s writing this ballad — not half bad...

[beat fades out with artificial laughter]

“Would you like me to remix that in dubstep?”