Daddy Caught Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus

V7.6
Gary Robinson
04:47
2026-02-17
country, cheerful, twangy electric guitar, up-tempo two-step, male baritone
[Intro] 
 0:08
Verse 1 
 0:17
Daddy caught Mommy kissin’ Santa Claus last night, 
 0:17
By the twinklin’ tree, in the soft red light. 
 0:22
Oh what a sight, oh what a fight, 
 0:26
Chestnuts cracklin’ while the stockings took flight. 
 0:30
Cookies on the table started crumblin’ down, 
 0:35
Milk hit the floor, soaked Daddy’s gown. 
 0:39
Pre-Chorus 
 0:43
He yelled, “Ho-ho-NO, what’s goin’ on here?” 
 0:43
Santa dropped his sack and reached for his beard. 
 0:48
Chorus 
 0:52
Daddy caught Mommy kissin’ Santa Claus last night, 
 0:52
Right under the mistletoe, it didn’t feel right. 
 0:56
Reindeer ducked for cover, sleigh bells rang in fear, 
 1:01
It made such a clatter, the whole neighborhood scattered. 
 1:05
Verse 2 
 1:14
Rudolph slid sideways, Prancer hit the deck, 
 1:14
Donner dove behind the Nativity set. 
 1:18
The tree fell over, angels took a spill, 
 1:23
“Silent Night” shattered on the windowsill. 
 1:27
Daddy grabbed a broom like it was a sword, 
 1:31
Yelled, “This town ain’t big enough for two red suits!” 
 1:35
Pre-Chorus 2 
 1:40
Santa said, “Easy, pal, it ain’t what you think,” 
 1:40
While elves hid out back takin’ shots of eggnog drink. 
 1:44
Chorus 
 1:49
Daddy caught Mommy kissin’ Santa Claus last night, 
 1:49
North Pole justice ’bout to start a fight. 
 1:53
The bells were ringin’, the neighbors arose, 
 1:58
Peepin’ through the blinds in their Christmas clothes. 
 2:02
Bridge 
 2:17
(Cliché Chaos) 
 2:17
The Grinch felt jealous three houses away, 
 2:24
Ebenezer Scrooge yelled, “Bah humbug!”—okay! 
 2:28
Tiny Tim tapped rhythm on a candy cane, 
 2:32
Frosty melted halfway from the heat of the blame. 
 2:37
Even the drummer boy lost his beat, 
 2:41
While Grandma got run over tryin’ to cross the street. 
 2:45
Verse 3 
 2:51
Police sirens wailin’ like angels on high, 
 2:51
Carolers froze as the truth flew by. 
 2:55
Mommy laughed and said, “Honey, calm down slow— 
 2:59
That’s just the mall guy from the late-night show!” 
 3:03
Santa pulled his beard, let the secret slip, 
 3:07
Just a seasonal gig, plus hazard-pay tips. 
 3:11
Final Chorus 
 3:15
Daddy caught Mommy kissin’ Santa Claus last night, 
 3:16
But it all worked out by the mornin’ light. 
 3:20
Cookies were baked, milk poured again, 
 3:25
Reindeer relaxed, peace back in the den. 
 3:29
Daddy shook Santa’s hand with a nervous grin, 
 3:33
Said, “Next year, pal… knock before comin’ in.”Now Daddy laughs every Christmas Eve, 
 3:37
When Santa swings by, they both believe— 
 3:52
It ain’t about blame, it’s about good cheer, 
 3:56
And keepin’ your spouse off Santa’s beard each year. 
 4:00
So lock your doors and trim your tree, 
 4:09
And hide your wife from that jolly old “me.” 
 4:13
(spoken, half-laughing) 
 4:17
“Merry Christmas… and tip your mall Santas.” 
 4:20
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