(Verse 1)

You said you'd sign by Friday night,

Now it's Monday and you're ghosting my life.

Q4’s closing in like a vice —

And I'm still refreshing Salesforce twice.

You swore we had alignment,

Talked upsell dreams in our confinement.

Now it’s quiet, no replies,

Just “circling back” and corporate lies.

(Pre-Chorus)

I poured my pipeline out for you,

Forecasted hope that never grew.

Checked DocuSign at 2am —

Still pending, just like all my friends.

(Chorus)

So don’t tell me it’s not personal,

When you’re breaking every renewal.

We were SLA’d to last forever,

But now you’re CC’ing someone better.

Ohhh, if you won't sign, just tear me apart —

Auto-renew my heart.

(Verse 2)

You said procurement had our back,

Now it's stuck in some redline trap.

Your legal’s cold, your budget's fake,

This isn’t churn — it’s a clean heartbreak.

I gave you discounts I regret,

Just for you to say “not yet.”

You said “next quarter,” then went dark —

Like my optimism in this art.

(Pre-Chorus)

I built a forecast based on trust,

Now it’s crumbling into dust.

I named you “champion” in the deck,

But you left me unread, what the heck?

(Chorus)

So don’t tell me it’s not personal,

When you’re breaking every renewal.

We were SLA’d to last forever,

But now you’re CC’ing someone better.

Ohhh, if you won't sign, just tear me apart —

Auto-renew my heart.

(Bridge – spoken breakdown)

And maybe I’m just another line item,

A line in your budget that didn’t survive them.

But I saw ARR in your eyes —

Now all I see are quiet goodbyes.

(Final Chorus – screamed)

Don’t say “we’ll revisit next year!”

I bled out in your inbox, dear.

All I wanted was a firm reply,

Instead I watched my quota die.

Ohhh, you let the signature depart —

Auto-renew my heart.You didn’t churn me…

You just never earned me.

— Yours,

A broken renewal manager.