Thank you for your patience.

Your employment status is very important to us.

Please remain on hold...

[Distorted guitar explosion]

OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

[Verse 1 - Aggressive shouting]

Six days on, two days free,

Sold my soul to the company!

Clocked right in, played the game,

Now HR won't say my name!

Two weeks home, no pay in sight,

Bills keep coming day and night!

Am I fired? Am I employed?

CONGRATULATIONS! I'M ANNOYED!

[Pre-Chorus - Building intensity]

Call my phone! Send that mail!

Even pigeons wouldn't fail!

Tell me something! What's the deal?

IS THIS FUCKING JOB EVEN REAL?!

[Chorus - Demonic female death growls]

FUCK YOU, HAUS!

FUCK YOU, HAUS!

TAKE YOUR POLICIES AND SHOVE 'EM!

FUCK YOU, HAUS!

WHERE'S MY CHECK?!

WHERE'S MY PAY?!

WHERE'S THE FUCKING HR REP TODAY?!

[Verse 2 - Industrial metal]

Got suspended, number three!

Guess the office missed seeing me!

Director's busy, HR's gone,

Meanwhile, bills keep marching on!

Asked for answers, got thin air,

Guess my paycheck's thoughts and prayers!

[Breakdown - Heavy half-time]

NO ANSWER!

NO PAY!

ANOTHER FUCKING WASTED DAY!

NO ANSWER!

NO CALL!

WATCH MY BANK ACCOUNT FALL!

[Bridge - Spoken, music stops]

Good morning.

I'd like to inquire about my employment status.

Hello?

Anybody?

[Whisper]

Jerry...

[Scream]

JERRY! GET THE FUCKING GUITAR!

[Chaotic guitar solo]

[Final Chorus - Maximum aggression]

FUCK YOU, HAUS!

FUCK YOU, HAUS!

TWO WEEKS HOME AND NOT ONE CALL!

SIX DAYS ON!

SIX DAYS OFF?!

FUCK IT, I'LL FIND ANOTHER JOB!

[Outro - Cheerful robotic HR voice]

We appreciate your continued dedication.

Communication is one of our core values.

[Telephone disconnect]

[Final guttural scream]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

[Amplifier explodes]