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Glitchin’ in the Valley-Why Is Everything Floating

V7.5-all
Moon Skye
03:352026-02-153
Playful • Upbeat • Quirky • Story + Chorus •funny and dramatic, goofy
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[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I logged into the Valley and the world was looking fine,
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Till my avatar shot upward like a badly coded vine.
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My house was in the clouds again, the trees were upside‑down,
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And Goofy floated past me like a helium‑filled clown.
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The critters walked on air like they were practicing ballet,
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While Donald raged mid‑sky because his feet had gone astray.
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My crops were in orbit, my furniture took flight,
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And Merlin calmly said, “So you see...the magic isn't right...”
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CHORUS:
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Oh we’re sky‑high shenanigan-ing, floating everywhere,
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The valley’s lost its gravity and nobody seems to care.
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It’s goofy, it’s glitchy, it’s chaos on display—
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Just another broken, bonkers..... Dreamlight Valley day.
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I tried to mine a gemstone but the rock slid off the map,
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Then teleported back to me and bonked me on the cap.
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Stitch was duplicated—as three of him zoomed by,
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And one was upside‑down while two were drifting to the sky.
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Elsa froze the fountain and the game began to lag,
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Then Woody sank halfway into the ground...... like a glitchy rag.
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Vanellope was glitching through the plaza throwing sass,
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And Scrooge’s shop was floating like a premium season pass.
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CHORUS:
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Oh we’re sky‑high shenanigan-ing, floating everywhere,
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The valley’s lost its gravity and nobody seems to care.
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It’s goofy, it’s glitchy, it’s chaos on display—
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Just another broken, bonkers..... Dreamlight Valley day.
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Then the screen went black and I thought the game had died,
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But it loaded back with Simba drifting gently on his side.
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Ursula was stuck again, halfway through a stone...
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And Mother Gothel smirked.... like she caused it on her own.
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So I sighed... and continued on my way—
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If I’m not floating at least once, it’s not a normal day.
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And even when it glitches, freezes, flies, or fades from view,
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This silly little valley is still the most magical place...for me and you...
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FINAL CHORUS:
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Oh we’re sky‑high shenanigan-ing, floating everywhere,
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The valley’s lost its gravity and nobody seems to care.
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It’s goofy, it’s glitchy,and it’s chaos on display—
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Just another broken, bonkers..... Dreamlight Valley day.
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